The Discrimination King.....with teeth

Monday, July 28, 2008

I pledge

I pledge that I am a nice guy. I will be the one that everyone taken for granted, and I don't expect them much for anything in return. I will be the one always finish last, not everything but mostly everything. I will be the one will hear other people's sorrow, cheering them on, while store away my own feelings in my over stuffed closet. I will be the one to have deep patience on anything, even though I will get back stab in the end. I will be the one will be looking up to the clear blue sky and screaming WHY?! but get no reply. I will be the one to observe others' merry on their lives. I will be always hope that my patience is paid off.

I am, after all, a nice guy. One can only hope, but never fulfill.

Friday, July 18, 2008

Who will watch the....

Watchmen ?

I know I will

http://www.firstshowing.net/2008/07/17/must-watch-zack-snyders-watchmen-trailer-absolutely-stunning/

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Look...

Defence Of The Ancients is not my cup of tea. I don't care how awesome you are when you can solo 4 players at the same time time, I don't care how many Divine Rapiers you have, which is longer than your penis in the first place, I don't care how you can run around the map with Boots Of Travel with ease, I don't care how pissed you are when you were gang banged from behind by opponents, I don't care how tactical this game is, it's not my type of game at all. However I am glad you are enjoying it, cause it primary made to have fun in the first place.

But when you try to twist the facts behind how Defence Of The Ancients was created, sorry, I can't sit here and let idiots like you trample all over it.

First, here's the excerpt from the wikipedia :

Defense of the Ancients (often referred to as DotA) is a custom scenario for Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne, based on the "Aeon of Strife" map for StarCraft. The objective of the scenario is to destroy the opponents' "Ancient", a heavily guarded structure in each corner of the map. Players use powerful units known as heroes, and are assisted by allied heroes and AI-controlled fighters called "creeps". As in role-playing games, players level up their hero and use gold to buy equipment during the mission.
Everyday I learn something new. Granted it's based on Starcraft CUSTOM game. But if you insist that DoTA creates Warcraft, well, welcome to the failed boat.

Now, let's play a little FAQ.

DoTA creates Warcraft 3
Bullshit. Warcraft franchise already existed since early 90s, way before DoTA was borned. Warcraft 3 is a continuation from the franchise but with more dynamic gameplays, which mostly contribute to DoTA.

Blizzard creates DoTA
Suck my cock. If Blizzard creates it, IceFrog(you are either blind or ignorant if you never notice his name in the loading screen of your oh-my-favourite game) will sue their asses and become filthy rich. Even it becomes part of Blizzard Convention since I dunno when, BLIZZARD DOES NOT CREATE DOTA. PERIOD.

Starcraft's Hydralisk is a ripped off of Venomancer
Fuck your mother for saying that. Read the timeline. Starcraft = 1998, DoTA = 2000 (assumed the time of creation is there, not accurate, for sure it's there). Go figure.

DoTA is the most original game of all
Excuse me ? Taking elements from Starcraft, Warcraft 3, Diablo 1 & 2 and worst of all, Unreal Tournament, makes it original ? I pity the fools.

I saw many uncles, kids, and so on play it, so what they bullshit is true
So if they all eat shit, will you follow ? That's the flaw of democracy that people overlook. What they said is not always right. Check first before conclude.

DoTA will remain popular
True, but for how long, like CS, it will just fade away, sorry to burst your bubble.

Rant ends here, my god I never feel so pissed.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Sex bombs, please drop it on me

I stumbled upon a thread where people discuss who, to themselves is the most beautiful woman in the world. And since I am still single I am oblige to have my own taste too, be it good or bad. Side track abit, many people have asked me what kind of girl I want ? I just don't know, not to say I am cincai, nor I am don't give a hoot, just that I have a very loose taste, as long that a girl strikes me as "hey, she's allright" and *click*. Too bad I lost that touch last year, kinda hard to regain. Anyway off to the list I have.

Umar Thurman
I always like to gawk at her for hours. SHe doesn't have make up, just plain old flesh.Besides that, I love how she exercutes her jokes in the movie, especially Pulp Fiction. Meow...

Megan Fox
Ah, a newcomer, and a booty to boot too. She's quite wild especially during her high school day in an interview, which sometimes I like to see in a girl.

Michelle Pfeiffer
Old enough to me my mother and a MILF, she's just smoking hot in Neil Gaiman's Stardust, sexy enough to beat ut her previous role as Catwoman in Batman Returns.

Gwyneth Paltrow
Mrs.Martin just look cute in Ironman, which caught me by surprise as I never fond of her due to her skinny body. And she looks good in that dress in the movie too.

Charlize Theron
My god this woman can just set me on fire just by looking, and multi-talented too.

Perhaps I have more but that's all I can think off, so off to revision i go. CIao

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Pleasing both sides

While driving back from Cyberjaya in the wee hour of Sunday morning, my 26 years old friend, while driving his worn out Kancil, ranted to me how dilemma he is now choosing 2 girls he "loves". Why the "" ? Well, those girls ain't some girl-next-door type, they are from mainland China, come here to work as a massage girls. Massage girls I said ? Yes, let me type again, in caps, MASSAGE GIRLS.

Anyway he continued about how he had to choose a 22 years old control freak lady or a 29 years disease-ridden-yet-hardcore-in-mahjong lady, and the problem escalated when the "captain", as he dubbed, put them together in a hotel he frequently visits somewhere in main city of Kay El to work. He was screw, so he said, as he had to choose one between the both of them and one of them will be "heart broken".

His problem had my sympathy, and worth a huge roll eyes from me. I do agree with him on few things about Malaysian girls, as they are, to me, become more and more like Singaporean. However I do frown upon his uber horny instinct for trusting the Dragon Ladies to the extent of doing everything for them. "Yes, they are materialistic, to the extent", he replied. "They are hardworking, willing to go the distance to feed their family, I feel sympathy for them, I want to get them out of the business"

By letting them suck your schlong and let you inside them every night ? Heh, talk about bullshit, sounds like a patriotic idiot wielding a rocket launcher screaming peace slogan.

I may not know much about the Dragon Ladies, nor their background, are you sure they are that easily trusted. Pardon my high suspicious antics, but this is just too easy for you my horny friend. They are massage girls for fuck's sake, prostitute themselves to earn a living. It's not like their prides are tainted or something but they are good at cheating men like you. I won't say all, but the high percentage of cheating just cannot be ignored.

All your rhetoric about trying to save them from their miseries just...laughable sorry to say. You wanna save them yet you every night go and visit them demand a massage and sex services, is that what you called saving them ? More power to you then, cause every night you get to get laid while I am sitting rushing my assignments and sometimes complain about my singlehood when I hit a raw nerf in me.

This all I can say to you cause if that's the way you can get a wife next year, then congrats, just watch your steps you horny bastard, good luck.

And btw, she messaged me, I wont get my hopes up that much anymore.

Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Wow

Now she disappeared, just like the first one. Wow....just wow.....

Fuck you cunt.

Saturday, July 05, 2008

Again

Again and again and again and again.

Again, again, and again...

And it comes naturallly too.

*sigh*

Gutted as usual.

Friday, July 04, 2008

Like I care....

So what Diablo 3 looks very World Of Warcraft ?

So what Diablo 3's enviroment looks so pretty and bright ?

So what Diablo 3 does not look vert gothic and gore ?

So what Diablo 3's dungeons look very clean based on just a 20 minutes awesome gameplay clip ?

So what Diablo 3 won't be the same as the 1st Diablo ?

So what fucking what Blizzard doesn't want to listen ?

The most irony of all that you want Blizzard to make this a pay-to-play games, wow, so much for a hardcore Diablo fans, how contradicting. It's better than Blizzard stay away from you all and make decision based on their observation, not listening to your suggestions.

/rant end.


 
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