It's more than that, darling

"Come on, porn is just all about seeing that icky thing going in and out, in and out..."

-My female ex-class mate whom I bumped into on the train while on my way back to KL.

Men watch porn more than just for the fuck of it, my dear. Here's what we men learnt from it.

-We get to know what's "sex" first hand waaaaaay before the school give us what's the bird and the bee in form 3.

-We get to discover it's actually that enjoyful because we thought our moms were in pain when her moaning got us woke up in the middle of the night.

-We get to know many kind of positions to screw you...in a delicate way :).

-We get to know the purpose of our "tubes" which is more than just to urinate.

-We get to realise that we don't urinate into girls' vaginas.

-We get to know which hole to poke into literally.

Hell, best of all, we learn how to masturbate to control our hormones.


It's more than that girl, it's more than that.