Bolster is your partner

Yup , no matter you are boy or girl , gay or lesbian , bolster is your life long friend , in term of sex AND counseling XD .

Face it , how many times you french-kissed your bolster ? How many times you shake your pelvis on it ? COUNTLESS !! It even has a sense of smell that makes you want it for more . Hell , you can even release your anger on it like those wives beaters out there LMAO .

Did I counseling ? Hell yeah !! Ask yourself this , who else can you talk to beside your pathetic hamsters or dolls ? It will always listen to you , no matter how whiny or self righteous you are , it just stay still , listen to you without giving its opinion (oh well , it's a lifeless thing anyway) . Bolster always make you feel that someone , or something , is there for you when you are in deep shit , even politician like Pak Lah already needed one , don't you think ? ;p

Now where's my bolster ?