With 4 more days to Hari Raya, I am expecting countless outstate cars come zooming in into my hometown to reunite with their families or come here for a trip. I am feeling bitchy now so I am gonna list out all outstate cars according to their alphabet, like "
D" is for my hometown,
Kelantan, DUH.
WIt means
Wilayah, and that means
KL drivers. Oh KL drivers, who doesn't know them ? Driving 120 km/j in a 60km/j is such a norm to them. They know shit about giving signal light, must be too focus on cutting into other drivers' lanes, in and out. Even they want to speed up at the tight corner, brilliant they are. Got to give them credit that they sure know how to drift....into their death.
JThat's W's little brother, and even more naughtier.
Johor drivers also another bunch of assholes. Aggressive as hell, forcing other drivers out of the lanes, as if all lanes belong to their ancestors. It's like the JPJ just give them license P without going through any time-wasting kursus, training and all that shites. Their talent shown in traffic light, as they will accelrate when the light turns yellow. Similar to KL drivers, but these guys are on steroid !
PCHINESE POWER !!!!! Or so it seems. Another bunch of chinese from
Penang who think themselves that they are better driver than other races, in fact they are no different than Malay, Indian, Kadazan, Jakun, Ku Klux Klan etc. Cut corner in high speed, honk people for petty matter, sheesh.
CAh, my neighbor down below,
Pahang, who own the most area of Taman Negara....are fuckers too. Same as the previous 3, at least they are more softer and yes, tolerable.
TAnother neighbour on the other side,
Terengganu, those drivers must be enjoying the sea side at Rantau Abang so much they purposely pressing the pedal to the ground.
DHuh ? Why include your hometown, emoboy ? Yup, I am now targeting
those with only 2 alphabets, with a 3 centuries old cars. Every festive season these jakuns will come out of no where and start hogging the road, like they never seen this town changed alot. Broken light, black smoke, those fuckers just wanted their cars died in the middle of the road, just to cause havoc during festive season. They are sure very responsible and considerate citizen.
Fuh, that's all. I wishing you all a
Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri, please drive safe. And all those drivers out there, I salute you with my middle finger, hope you all doing us a favor by removing yourself from the gene pool....along with your families please.
