Tomorrow comes today

Thank you Frus for tagging me and I am horny enough to do this survey which I always deemed it as one of the stupidest idea....EVER !! :D

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:

01 Yung Jie
02 Ah Jie
03 Uncle Choo (I kid you not)

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:

01 Spybreak
02 Spy
03 Yung

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:

01 Bitch tits
02 Itchy head
03 My moustache

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:

01 Thick eyebrows . Dad
02 Hot temper . Dad
03 Abit of clean freak . Mom

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:

01 Thin-legs spiders
02 losing a games
03 suddenly a person rush out from nowhere and let me ram him/her with my car

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:

01 CDs
02 Games
03 Friends

THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:

01 Nine Inch Nails
02 New Order
03 Massive Attack

THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE SONGS:

01 Queen - Don't Stop Me Now
02 Nightwish - Wish I had An Angel
03 Radiohead - Everything In Its Right Place

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:

01 sex
02 sex
03 sex

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
(I hate this question)

01 The eyes !! They are so shiny !! AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
02 long legs and not so big thigh
03 not-so-big bosom (well , I don't want to be suffocated :P~~)

THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES:

01 Play with my toys
02 Going online
03 sleep

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:

01 Rape girls
02 Get out of Kota Bharu by plane
03 Buy a real handgun

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:

01 Anfield
02 Turkey
03 Japan

THREE KIDS' NAMES YOU LIKE:

01 Patrick (with no gh3y intention)
02 Lucy
03 Charlie

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:

01 SEX (what else ?!)
02 Touch the Champion League cup
03 Flame everyone I hate

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:

01 I love porno movies
02 I play violence games
03 I always talk about tits and asses

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL:

01 Sometimes experience mood swing
02 In dilemma when comes to selecting best tampon in supermarket
03 Feel horny when there's a cucumber nearby

THREE CELEB CRUSHES:

01 Jessica Alba (not fond of her untill I saw the Sin City trailer)
02 Denise Keller (she loves Depeche Mode)
03 Sigourney Weaver (She pwn Xenoqueen woth style)

....and I tag....

01 Goredo
02 Mich
03 KLJS

I wanna be a rapist

Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go
I wanna be a rapist
Nothin' to do and no where to go-o-oh
I wanna be a rapist
Just get me to the airport put me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane
I can't control my fingers
I can't control my brain
Oh no no no no no

Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go
I wanna be a rapist
Nothin' to do and no where to go-o-oh
I wanna be a rapist
Just put me in a wheelchair and put me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane
I can't control my fingers
I can't control my brain
Oh no no no no no

Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go
I wanna be a rapist
Nothin' to do and no where to go-o-o
I wanna be a rapist
Just put me in a wheelchair get me to the show
Hurry hurry hurry before I gotta go loco
I can't control my fingers
I can't control my crotch
Oh no no no no no

Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go
I wanna be a rapist
Nothin' to do and no where to go-o-o
I wanna be a rapist
Just put me in a wheelchair get me to the show
Hurry hurry hurry before I gotta go loco
I can't control my fingers
I can't control my crotch
Oh no no no no no


Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be a rapist
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be a rapist
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be a rapist
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be a rapist

NOTE : All this bullshit were inspired by Frus' smash hit "I Believe I Can Fart"

Why

Why every girl I met already in a relationship ?!

Why my head still hurts ?!

Why no one reply my MSN and YM ?!

Why it's so cold tonight ?!

Why ?! Why ?! WWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY ?!

Sigh , "why" is always the hardest question to reply , follow by "how" and "what" . Too bad all I can say now is suck it .

Enough

To all those SPMers 2004 and 2005 , please read this .

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2005/6/23/focus/11279214&sec=focus

Every year there will be many over-achievers complain about their result being rejected by the PSD , and now it has become Prime Minister's(MCA's) yearly routine to make sure them bastards get the front row seats to universities .

This situation has became more sickening .

All this time the conspiracy theorists insist that it's all about racial issue , I beg to differ . Those over-achievers , yes , those FUCKERS out there , are becoming more arrogant and demanding , as if the whole Malaysian owe them something . With their "result" , they dare to demand PM to assure them a place to universites THEY desire . If this trend continue , my(or should I say our) parents' income tax will be increase becaused we have to supply money to those whiny fucks .

Why I hold grudge against them ? Jealousy ? That's understandable , because that's plain stereotyping . Those kids will never understand the word "shit happens" . If they don't get the scholarships , they should get on with it , find another universities or institutes , they are all not that fucking degrading for goodness' sake !!! And what do they do ? Of course , WHINE . Everyone who cares to remember this bastard who said that he cried because of the rejection is plain pathetic , grow up asshole , why you keep relying on the government to get you any good unis ? You all over-achievers are like Siti Nurhaliza whom shed crocodile tears to demand government's involvement to combat piracy . You all will never learn how to grow up and stand on your own feet if you keep doing this .

The editor is absolutely right , only STPMers deserved the scholarships as SPM is becoming a mockery to our education system , which infact , totally flawed . If you all think this is racist , read my name carefully , my name doesn't sound like a bumis , does it ? I am not a good achiever myself , but I know how to enjoy life , even if I die one day I am more than happy because :

1. I have a great childhood as I always went outside and play till form 3 where that time my parents only started to get me sit down and study .

2. I have more toys than books .

3. I have more music and movies to listen and watch .

4. my history (dare I say it ?) is better than those overachievers out there because history doesn't us to memorise but teach us to remember any events that impact our daily boring lives .

5. I am fucking free right now , blogging some shits about you assholes .

There's lot more to come , I am too tired to add anyway .

*sigh*I heard a rumour said that over-achievers will march during our National Day parade , it's a sad day indeed and we have to see the fuckers' faces in our television for MINUTES . Kiasu-sm is alive and well in Malaysia , yet no one is trying to eradicate it .

Soy un perdedor

Fucking hell , I feel like I am a loser today . My team lost and got 4th place is "tug of war(aka rope pulling)" competition , I am battered and bruised , I feel like sleeping now . Laters .

NGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Total pwnag3

I jumped for joy as I read the boy's agony and he kept on whining why the PSD rwejected him even though he was a "well rounded student" . Face it kiddo , cause in Malaysia , bureaucracy is hypocrisy , government will always let stupid people get the benifit . :D

Fire + goblet = ?

I like this one among the 5 books . The site is up but some links aren't ready yet so we will just wait and see .

So you now have a girlfriend/boyfriend.........

But only time will tell when both of you will break up . :'D

Homeward Bound

After 5 days of sun-bathing and rain-soaking in the jungle , I am finally back to Kota Bharu yesterday . Unfortunately , this camp was truely dissapointing , and there's lots of reasons to support it . I may not blog my 5 days of my trip today , but I can list out why this trip...sucks .

- The AJK (Ahli Jawatan Kuasa) were consisted of form 5 assholes . Inconsistent , ignorant , care-free , irresponsible and idiotic . From the first day we arrived at the Tasik Panas La in Besut they never held a meeting with us , the Form 6 students who joined in to help those assholes controlling the participants . Instead , we are doing their job when all they do in the last 5 days were paper work :/ .

- Kadet Police participants were mostly form 1 , 2 and 3 kids , and they gave immaturity a whole new meaning . All they could think of is only themselves , this was prove by their "complaint" that they were not having enough food during the buffet at the last day (Saturday) . HOI assholes !! We form 6 had to eat too , and we had to supply all the fucking food for you AND other participants , what was the whole point ?! I nearly lost my temper when they made that complaint and I yelled at them , but I was stop by my colleague instead -_-" . Seriously , this club is only good for getting medal for school because they march with good coordinance , what about the discipline ?

- Teachers , yup , they came as a tourists , and they wanted to be more than that . They complained that form 6 never gave them respect when they came to the camp site . Excuse fucking me , you all came as a visitors and the camp matter is none of your buisness . After all , you made our lives difficult by bringing your families along and we had to put you all as our first priority ahead of the camp participants . Moreover , the food shortage incident is your fault because you miscalculated the supply and cause some participants didn't have the chance to eat AT ALL , while all you VIP assholes gobbled them up as if it never happened to you . In the end , you teachers didn't have the right to complain at the first place .

That's all my complain , I am glad that this is my last year as this school's student , I don't have to see this assholes for quite a long time .