I did it , guilty as charged

Yesterday afternoon was a mess , it was hot and what else could I put ? Sunny ?! Anyway , I went out and bought some chicken rice for my family . I hate waiting actually , espacially the hawker who has to serve those who come and eat , rather than ask him to wait first as there are buyers like us who are waiting desperately under the fucking sun . It's kinda annoying to see those bastards just butt in and whisper to him what they want and the hawker will oblige patiently :/ . Anyway , I managed to get out of here after half an hour and ready to go home , when I reached the roundabout , I started to feel the disturbence of the force (hey why can't I jump on the Star-Wars-hype bandwagon ?) .

I slowed down my car carefully as the traffic light was red that time . Suddenly the plastic bag which was packed with 4 packs of chicken rice fell off the seat , I grumbled and bent down to pick it up so all the shits would never fell out , without realising that I let go the break pedal , while the gear still in "D" . By the time I look up , I was a few milimeteres away from the other car's bumper , I stepped on the break hard but...........it was too late .

"dung !" , own3d .

I started to panic , my mind started to spin as I imagined the driver in front of me rushed out with a 2 x 4 stick and started to smash my Kelisa . I pulled up the handbrake , took a deep breath and walked out from my car . There it was , my car's front bumper was connected to the car's behind , and two Malay guys also came out and checked too . The conversation went like this :

Me : Sorry bang , sorry.....(I forgot how many times I apologised -_-")

Driver :.........................Reverse kereta demo dulu

So I did , and to my surprise , both of the driver and passenger were relief . I came out again and checked , I managed to flash a smile under the sun .

Driver : Oh ! Sikit je , tak pe .

So We shoke hands and drove on . When I reached home I checked the scratch again , it wasn't so bad after all . At least I didn't choose to let my car kept on running and smash the bumper and the break light , or else my RM 700 will be flying high . *phew*

Speech day..........blah

Ah....speech day , where the day we witness a bunch of (over)achievers get out and receive the " rewards" for their achievement in academic . One by one the anouncer called out their names to get what they deserved , which I have been witness this same old ceremony for fucking 7 years . Congrats to all those suckers out there (I reluctant to do so by the way) , with a large sum of money in hands , you all can spend it on something useless like buying pirated mandarin albums or crank up RO all night long . For your infos , it's our own money cause the school authority urges us to donate , donate and donate somemore for the sake of "upgrading" our school's image (install CCTV , upgrade our toilets and repair all those furniture which got fucked up by those third-world-mentality teens) .

The only thing that made me sad during the speech day was....yup , those old fags' speeches (I excluded my dad this time) . Those faggots up there urged us not to be sad because we didn't have the chance to sit in front to receive those reward , they also added that all we have to do is study hard and score higher than anyone so we can sit at that shitty place , flashing our kiasu smileys . It gave out the message that we study hard just for the sake of rewards and prides , not for our own certain benifits , it's just wrong . So what even they landed themselves with presents and a bunch of fat cheques ? I doubt that those exact same person will sit at the same old place next year . Wait a minute , I am already gone in 6 months time , why should I care ?

Anyway , one thing that cheered me yup today was I got to participate in a school camp , and this year we get to camp in a hot spring area , woohoo !! Time to roast my balls !!! I suspected that Lady Luck smiled on the wrong person , because I forgot to attend the interview yesterday but one of them just dragged me to attend the meeting right after the ceremony ended , must be my dad's influence , no ? -_-"

Anyway the camp will be held by the end of May , and it's holiday that time . That's all for now , laters .

Catch me if you can....

The recent hoo-haa about snatch thieves whom had killed alot of people even though they get what they wanted . But then things start to look abit weird , as alot of snatch thief victims died because they chase those bastards and died in accident , and then people must be so pissed off that they will not hestitate to beat them into a pulp , literally . From time to time newspapers have stated that :

-When thieves snatch your things , just let go if you don't have the confidence or don't want to lose your lives

-Don't take matters into your hands even though the government grants us the power to catch them , NOT BEAT THEM UP .

So now who's the real baddies now ? We outnumber them but we don't do it the civilised way and the "third world mentality" so powerful that it polarised our head and forever stuck in our grey matters . In the end we just give in to our feelings and beat the hell out of the "poor thief" .

Gee , talk about "oh , why don't you feel their feeling" crap . :/

As Sticky as a face-hugger

Hooray , Liverpool won but Everton too had stretch their point further to secure the Champions League spot :( , hope they loss some matches and let The Kops takeover........but what if they settle for UEFA Cup spot instead ? What if ? What if ?! Huh ?! Huh ?! HUH ?!

Yesterday during my physics lesson , I sat beside a girl , who used to hang out with those typical trendy gang since form 4 . As usual we just sat there quietly , staring at the teacher mumbling away about the Gausses' Laws theory , then I don't know what whether I watched too much "God Must Be Crazy" movie , she suddenly turned to me and asked me this :

Hey Jie , do you have any girlfriend ?

I was taken aback , I seriously never expect this question from a trendy girl I dislike so much , and I never even try to chat with her much during form 4 till now , just only pass by and give her the "hi-bye" signal . So yea while other people who also sat the same table giggling away(she kept denying she was interested though) , I coolly replied "no" , and I chose to prolong the conversation , starting from the lesson to our studies .

Come to think of it , I still think it's quite a petty matter , nothing to shout out about , cause I even doubt this girl interested a guy who is dull , expressionless , short tempered (luckily I can control it) and plain useless when it comes to mandarin artistes .

But still , one question still remain in my head like a face-hugger : "What she asked like that ?"

It's good to hate

Me : heheh somehow I feel satisfy watching them hate me
Mate : now that's my right hand man

Boy , I feel so happy now :D . Thank you mate .

Book ? What book ?

It's nearly 48 hours I played PS2 non-stop , I realised that tomorrow my dad will be back and I have tuition to attend , what a bummer -_-" . So now I have to cherish every moment tomorrow morning , don't give fuck what my mom will nag , I will play as much PS2 games as possible . So here's some of my current games I tried :

Devil May Cry : Dante's Awekening
Prequel , huh ? Yet it still get me into the story even though I never play the first 2 before , as the whole plot is quite new . With 4 style (Trickster , Swordmaster , Gunslinger and Royalguard) to explore there's already many kind of combos I have to memorise and practise , which means I always restart to "perfect" my scoreboard . Currently using Swordmaster stlye , I just love using sword and a pair of infinite-bullet guns .

Katamari Damacy
Hell , this is one hell of a weird game . The starting game already gets you to hum its simple , not-so-good-voice but addictive theme song . The story ? The King Of All Cosmo suddenly high and knocked down all the stars in the universe . The people Earth doesn't like the news of it so His Majesty sends YOU , the prince to fix the situation . How ? Well , you just sit back , relax your arms and start abuse your analog sticks as you try to gathering EVERYTHING to make it into a large ball according to the radius that the game wants . Beware , cause there's a time limit for you to achieve the radius that His Majesty desires .

Grand Turismo 4
While trying to obtain B National License , I realised that :
- 80s cars are beautiful after all
- Doing the corner is fucking hard
- I get to know some of the car from other nations
- The rules of obtaining the license is INHUMANE !!!!!
- The AIs are NOT HUMAN !!
- I feels like I am driving for the first time
- Drifting and whacking opponents' car is a no-no for GT4
Oh well , this is the second game that I have to endure after Leisure Suit Larry :/

Oh well , these are the games I can play for a short time , but it just worth it as I am realising tension after a week of Penilaian exam . Laters

I am so Happy Gilmore

Test is over , dad's not in , Liverpool entered semi-final (Chealski , we are coming for j00 !!!) and here I am , sitting on my couch and play PS2 with lots of games which I don't bother to finish . *yawn* Perhaps I will sleep late . Laters .

Bollicks....

I hate it when someone come to me and ruin my Thursday and Friday free time , as both days are for me to sleep late , wake up late and...surf net in the morning (my dad is not around now , bite me :P) . Yesterday was a sick ride . I had to participated in my school's jogathon competition cause one ASSHOLE gave me the number and ran away , just like that . If I knew who the fucker was I would make sure his rectum will be full of blowtorches . The jogathon ened as early as I expected , some elites whined that they didn't get a certificates for the "hardwork" , which I will come to that later . Sent my female classmate to her house and drove all the way home . Fuh , by the time I arrived my stomach started to act weird , my thighs also went numb and I could hardly walk . Infact I have my exam by tomorrow (luckily it's only Pengajian Am) , fuck that person who gave me that number :/ .

Now back to the whiny elites . During the jogathon , there were 2 types of competition , one is for veterans and the other is more n00by joggers like me . And those idiots chose the latter one and cause certain n00by joggers to participated in the veterans side . Ironically , those who participated in the veteran side managed to enter top 10 and received prices and certificates cause there were very few of them while on this side they only get the prices but no certs . All I can say is serve them right as they trying to shortcut their way to victory by choosing to compete with a bunch of n00bs like us , they can suck my dick for their stupidities .

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