Return of the king

He's bbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Recap

I decided to repost my own so-called TF funnies , since I FINALLY know how to put up images without making my blog looks fugly . There goes...

Oh my primus !!!!!

This is one hell of a luck or those who never own an old-skool G1 Prime before , as Takara once again updated THE BOT with more articulation !! (Credit to Fan to Fan for the images) .

Check out the jet pack man !!! This comes straight from the very first episode of TF G1 season 1 , as that dickhead borrowed that jet pack from Sideswipe to assault Decepticons' spaceship all by himself . W00TIFY !!!!!!

ding ke ding

Just blogged from my work place . Things started to settle down as we finally cleared all the back log so we can celebrate Chinese New Year with ease . The amount of wage I will receive and how many day off we get still remain unknown . I heard a rumour that this saturday (CNY's eve) we don't have to work , hope this is true :O .

Fucking hell , I want my shark fin soup now !!!!~

Damn ironic

I thought I am isolating people , infact it's the other way round .

Hit that

With tomorrow is Friday gonna masturbate all night long stay up late to play with my toys . I haven't watch anime for such a llllllllllooooooooooonnnnnnnnggggggggg time , so Rozen Maiden is a good anime to start for a new year .

Hell , I feel my long pants start to drop easily everytime I try them on :S , must be the result of skipping lunch while working by eating bread or waffer only .

Hell yeah

My brother's Galaxy Force Exillion returned from exiled , I am happy that this toy managed to escape from my bro's guillotine , even though its box came back with lots of torn part , fuck the asshole who never learn to take care of things .

With this simple yet articulate Exillion , I think I can make a stupid comic out of it , like "The Island Revisited" , where I can put him together with his Hasbro's Cybertron counterpart....Excellion !!

Exillion : I am Exillion !!

Excellion : No , I am the real Excellion !!

Exillion : Fuck you , the real one is blue and not as gay as your orange flame .

Excellion : HAH , I think most homos love blue colour .

Exillion : No fucking way , my force chip pwns yours !!

Excellion : Over my exhaust pipe , people digs redneck like moi !!!

Exillion : OMP haxx0r !!!

Excellion : 1337 shit you n00b !!

Exillion : shut up before I turn you into Exigayser !!

Excellion and Exillion : grrrrr.........

Now with my stomach filled , time for the best Transformers KO I ever seen . KO , short form for knock-off , is like other pirated products , which is fake , ugly and yet hillarious . But this KO seem neat yet nearly the same as God Ginrai . In my hometown where KO toys regime supreme , there are 3 G1 combiners that so accurate (yet small) that it set my brother on fire....figuratively . I can't find the picture of them but one member from Transmy had made a comic out of it . With his sharp camera , KA capture the Devastator in its KO glory....in a shameful way . Too bad I am lazy to dig out his comic :p .

Now...

I am hungry , I haven't still proper meal for like....6 hours . Everyday I skip lunch volunteeraly for the sake of slimming down....abit -_-" .

Robots in disguise....1800s style

Rumour that a comic writer will create Transformers that function on steam during 1800s . Damn cool concept I see , imagine Optimus Prime and megatron will look damn industrial :D~~ . And this idea also reminds me one of Neil Gaiman's masterpiece that based on certain Marvel comic heroes .

Midnight rant

I over heard my left side neighbour , who happens to be some sort of "village head" , even though my area is considered as "residential" , is frustrated about how we residents never show support for his decision when it comes to throwing a party in the neighbourhood . Even though I feel pity for him , he also deserve it because he sometimes can be such an ass . But the story here is not about him , but my experience be being a "leader" in certain situation .

Ah...being a leader is such a wet dream for any power-whoring assholes . A person with total power can give orders at will and kick a person's ass out of a group if the leader doesn't like him/her . Like I stated above , I being some sort of leader in certain groups , I always think of great co-operation between me and my fellow comrades so we can sort things out together . The problem is in Malaysia , being a leader can be such a pain in the ass .

So yea , I being a leader in a science project group , a class monitor , a treasurer , a lantern festival project group and very gh3yish singing competition group . Different group it seems but they share one thing in common : members were FUCKING reluctant to co-op . As a monitor , I felt so pissed off that my class mates never listen to what I wanted to say when it comes to class administraition . They kept chatting within themselves , espacially those from other chinese medium schools . When teachers never see things that they wanted materialised , those fucking bastard with just pointed the fingers at me . After being a monitor for 8 months , I was sacked for "oh-so-inconsistent" monitor . FUCKITY FUCKITY FUCK I summed it up , I was seriously framed .

And next is treasurer , I being one when I was form 4 . I remeber how one of my class mates said to me that they willing to co-operate seem I am so honest *rolls eyes*. I was naive then , so I actually happy that time , untill they reared their fugly heads . As I never have experiences in managing class money , I always screwed up my class name list and those opportunists will just said that they had paid and accused me of greedy . Even worst that form 4 was in such a kiasu era , whole class just wanted every note to be photostated and unfortunately , I had to handle that one too . With the monitor who experienced PMS daily (I will come to that fucking bitch later) kept jumping on my back cause she kept insisting me to make a log report which I DIDN'T HAVE A CLUE ABOUT IT , my life was hell back then , and I quited after reaching form 5 .

To cut long stories short , I will try to sum up the last 3 in the same category : project . Everytime I ask for solutions , all they give me was :

"This project is a waste of time"
"I wanna go home"
"I wanna call my mommy"
"I shouldn't be here in the first place"
"you force me to it"

yadda yadda yadda..............if only I chose to lose my temper that time , things will be whole lot different and I can still smilling looking back at this today . Obviously these projects were failed because of them , reluctant to co-operate . Now time for that bitch , I as a member in a singing competition , she and I just members of it . Instead of shut up , she kept on commenting how suck the lyrics were for no apparent reasons . She too kept complaining about condition of certain places and her only daily lives . I once lost my temper there and yelled at her to shut the fuck up , she nearly cried and everyone blamed me . Cau cibai I was framed again -_-" . Now she's in my Friendster list , and I hope I don't even want to see her fucking stinky cunt face for the rest of my life , and I give her face (read : beri muka) because her big brother and I were friends .

Everytime people ask me what do I think about my class mates back then , all I can say is...they were ungrateful . I miss all my true best friends who went to college or other states after SPM , whom I dare say they are the one that can really co-operate with me through high and low . I usually isolated myself from them after all the projects and shits , as they only work with those they know . I already give them a chance to make good use of themselves , but do they take the chance ? The answer is already there..........

I want to warn you about all these guys from SMJK Chung Hwa Kota Bharu , they are one kiasu lots and never like to co-operate and only mix with those he/she only knows . I maybe wrong if they have changed but I doubt they will always mix around easily . If you , a leader in certain , found out that your comrade is from this school , just becareful..........

Whoopoo

Hell , 28th of January seems very close , even though it's still 2 weeks away . FYI , 28th of January is considered as eve of Chinese New Year , and it's also the day I can shove as many food as I can :D~~ . I believe my mom will still cook many delicious dishes , even with fewer members of my relatives return this year . Shark fin soup will rule the day , cry enviromentalists !!!! Shed your crimson tears on the priceless shark fins !!! XD

Man Cybertron Excellion is just damn good to look at . What turns me on is the tyres are fucking BLACK instead of the gh3y red for Gtalaxy Force's Niro Convoy . February will also be month of T3h Next Big Thang as the Jesus of Transformers Primus will be release as a toy . Boy , Hasbro sure knows how to make me happy with all the TF toys they release :D~~ .

Fowler FTW

His salute is t3h best ever :D~~ .

Hi-ho , hi-ho , kin pong ler linkin pong....

Instead of feeling passionate towards my part time job , I feel more like looking forward for public holiday and longer festive holiday , espacially Chinese New Year , which is just 2 weeks away . This year's CNY welcome the lastest zodiac (Mine is tiger , FYI) , which happens to be my favourite animal : Dog . Too bad this year my cousin won't be back from KL , as she decided to celebrate CNY with her "other" family there . Another bad news is this year my mom going to cook a smaller amount of dishes , including all-time favourite shark fin soup (cheers , enviromentalists , cheers -_-") , not beause of money problem but still unsure whether some of my relatives will return or not .

The amount of ang paos will not decline fortunately , as I have decide to visit my friends' and my former teachers' houses :D . For now I can think of waitng for my first part time wage.........

Bah

Everyday I come from work , I always feel too tired to play with my Transformers and hump my bolster . It's kinda sad that everytime I look into my cuoboard , I see their motionless yet moody face looking at me , begging me to molest play them . Since it's Friday tomorrow , I think I will take some bots out and play and snap a picture or two if I can think of anything interesting to do) .

Internet is for porn

What will happen when sick people play in World Of Warcraft ? The result here . XD

OH MY GOODNESS !!!!!

An anonymous leaked out a sample footage of a transforming car (no price for guessing who he is) from the soon-to-be-make Transformers The(live action) Movie . If this link won't work , just comment and I will send the clip to you through msn and yahoo .

For the first time....

I managed to finish SOME PS2 games . This is a great achievement for a PS2 n00b like me :D~~ . The games that I finished are :

Prince Of Persia : The Two Thrones (a great ending for a great PoP trilogy)
Shadow Of The Colossus (YOU.HAVE.TO.PLAY.TO.WITNESS.THE.AWESONE.NESS)
Psychonauts (quirky characters and various psychi powers rule my life)
Katamari Damacy (as addicted as a drug , a simple mechanic by rolling a small ball into very big star)

Personally , I ain't that hardcore gamer , and I don't like people who manage to finish a game stopping others from obtaining a GAME GUIDE . Seriously , I think they are just plain selfish as they just wanna feel the workshipping of other people who come asking for their help whenever they stuck on a certain levels . Worst , they just give unclear , unaccurate solutions to their problems and cause the n00bs to come back asking for more , which make the "1337ers" feel more superior . When a n00b try the game guide , they accuse him/her of cheating , or more pathetic , "spoilt the whole game atmosphere" . I don't get the whole reasons , cheating or following the game guide , they are still playing a game for goodness' sake . Infact , that's their game files , not yours , assholes , you don't have to feel insecure just because they follow the game guide . Moreover , what a game guide gives doesn't mean it's 100% right , or 100% solution to beat a boss/complete a puzzle , it may be other way too . I am currently playing Devil May Cry 3 : Dante's Awakening and I follow a game guide . So sue me ? I still have more difficulties ahead so don't worry I will come back to lick your pussies and ask the question I offer .

*phew*

Alternator Optimus Prime suddenly pop out of nowhere , and it looks kinda cool . Check it out .

This is too much

If Harian Metro can cash in on the first Black Metal issue 3 or 4 years ago , they will do so today . The lastest of their "news" that protrayed a "black metal bible" has somehow set my nerve cracking . After all , I just wanna just away from this so called "issue" because the government and medias are beyond stupid to understand any music genre , save for pop and hip hop *rolls eyes* . Instead of telling the editors of China Press to step down , editors of "Hairan Metro" are the one should be .

I still remember how pathetic Berita Harian listed all the so called Black Metal bands , starting from old-skool Led Zeppelin to today's head bang band like Pantera , AS IF they knew them well . It's hypocracy that the medias workship that mediocre Masmawi like a god . And I dare to say that like PAS , he's using religion to lure fan because he knows that songs about religion = cash . Ain't he a genious ?

While some will be resting tomorrow...

I will be working -_-" .

But then next Tuesday and Wednesday will be a public holiday for Kay Bee , so I will just have to bear with it .

I never like to read the current situation about the whole Black Metal sequel thingy , but bear in mind that Malaysian will easily forget the incident right after things cool down abit . Example ? MANY . Canny Ong , landslide , kids raping , forest being chop down for the sake of development , and even the squat scandal will be forgotten for good . It's a blessing in disguise for indie fans as those old geezer will just let them go and continue their ritual virgin sacrifice .

Metal is ALWAYS here to stay , trust me .

Refreshing

If only I can easily refresh myself just by the click of this . Have I told you that Friday is my bitch ? No traffic jam , few people wanna come out , and I can sleep somemore too :D~~ .

Anyway I am going back to sleep .

A very tiring week

It looks sad that this week I just wrote very short posts and posted cheap links , and I am going to write something long tonight .

I have started my part-time job on the first day of new year (no new year celebration please , we are Kelantanese) . I work as a worker in a PC shop in Jalan Pasar Hilir (or the other way round , to tired to recall) . The manager , unfortunately , is one of my dad's friend and fortunately , he ain't as ferocious as I imagined , which gives me a total freedom and chance to help out , socialise and learn shits . It's kinda tiring too as we start our day from 9 am till 6 pm , and everytime I reach home I will just take a bath and doze off for a short nap , I also have to settle for supper and return to my bed again as I have no strength to continue my distrupted routine . So today I have the chance to post cause....it's THURSDAY GAD DAMMIT , and Friday is my bitch too .

During my working days , I also bumped into alot of my class mates , school mates and old friends . Even some teachers I know come to the shop to ask for advice :o . Well , things aren't so boring there , cause their laptops and PCs got wireless network , and they happily let me use them when I am free or no customers around . The seniors are helpful though , and not as asshole as I always think about .

Speaking of class mate , I just asked a female class mate of mine , whom I bumped at my shop to go out with me for a nice Pizza Hut tomorrow . Too bad she turned down cause she had little children (her aunt's children) to take care of . Darn she's pretty though , and we know each other like 3 or 4 years now ., in normal friend kind of way *rolls eyes* . Maybe I will ask her again when she is free .

Now time for my favourite thing : Transformers . Galaxy Force is officially over , kinda feeling the void they left in my life :( , but the toyline will never stop unless Hasbro and Takara file for bankruptcy o_O . In this new year , I got 2 toys on my sight :

Universe Constructicons (source by TFW2005) and Cybertron Downshift (Source by Tformers) .

This downshift just looks pimpy and I really like it . The Landfill repaint just awesome to me . Even the WST Snarl just simply looks overly awesome !!

With Chinese New Year coming , I expect that I will get my first part time wage as early as in 2 weeks time , so that's all for now , maybe will add more in my next post .


EDIT :
I suddenly wanna post this , I just realised that Black Convoy made a cameo appearence in Terminator 2 : Judgement Day . Go figure :D~~~

For one last time.....

PROTECT THE GALAXY !! TU-LAN-S-FO-AM-MU !!!!!!!!